The Majestic HippoCraftâ„¢ Lounger
Because Regular Couches Are Just Too Mainstream
95,000
686 saves4.9/5 rating
Conversation Starter Supreme
Never worry about awkward silences again. Your guests will be speechless... literally.
Status Symbol 2.0
Because a regular luxury car is so last season. This is what real wealth looks like.
Built-in Security System
Burglars will be so confused, they'll leave your home immediately.
Eco-Friendly*
*No actual hippos were harmed in the making of this couch. Just your wallet.
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What Our Satisfied Customers Say
"I sold my car to buy this couch. Now I can't leave my house, but at least I have somewhere comfortable to sit!"
- Someone Who Definitely Exists